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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. (James Dean)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Do you know the three times that most people are in church?
When they are hatched, matched and dispatched.

Monday, April 18, 2011

A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Do what you love and love what you're doing, and you'll never work another day in your life.

Friday, April 15, 2011

A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA proverb)

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Clouds over Phoenix... time to settle in and do some bills.
A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. (Robert Fulghum)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Sudafed: Bringing litigation against a government official.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)