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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

CDC Releases New Interim Guidance for the 2010-2011 Influenza Season
Kids at Risk from Poor OTC Drug Directions (CME/CE, with audio)
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sony cuts Google TV price $100; trouble in paradise for smart TV play?
Walking Slows the Progression of Alzheimer's Disease
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening

Friday, November 26, 2010

Bristol Palin Could Do Women A 'Favor' By Supporting No-Cost Birth Control, Columnist Says
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over, picking it up, examining it and then dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance. (thanks to Victor)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Bungee Jumping: Suicide, with strings attached. (thanks to Mike McGuire)

Friday, November 19, 2010

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Friday, November 12, 2010

Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way. Help me, too, to know when to keep my mouth shut.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

ACR: Lupus Patients Need Lipid Screening (CME/CE)
Cigna CEO: Don't Repeal U.S. Health Law
Lupus Linked to Increased Risk of Cancer
Most homes have high-definition TVs, but few are watching HD programming
Three ways to take photos at twilight
To Retire Or Not To Retire
CDC: Number of Uninsured Continues to Rise
Exquisite Workings Of The Brain Revealed By Zebrafish
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Drinking 100 Percent Fruit Juice Is Linked To Higher Intake Of Essential Nutrients
An interview with Nate Costa

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that. (Martin Luther King Jr)

Monday, November 8, 2010

Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Suess)
The first step to good web development: Listen to the customer drupal

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Frederick L Collins: "There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are."
After using it without problem for 13 years, my Hotmail account won't accept my password. MSFT won't reset my password because I can't remember my secret phrase. After 13 years, remember a phrase? At my age I'm lucky to remember my name. MSFT, boo!!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.