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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Subdued: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. (Malayan proverb)

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Don't stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. (Arabic Proverb)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Safecracker: A cracker without caviar on it. (thanks to Catherine Debo)

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for. (The Vatican Sayings, Epicurus)

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Monday, March 7, 2011

Don't speak of secret matters in a field that is full of little hills. (Hebrew proverb)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. (Basho)

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Rectitude: The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.