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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain

Friday, July 30, 2010

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Amazon's new low-price Kindle raises stakes in e-reader wars
A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Quote: Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". - Mark Twain

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. - Thomas R. Dewar

Friday, July 23, 2010

Six Key Tips For Caregivers Navigating The System On Behalf Of Their Parents, Grandparents And Others
An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Skype update adds multitasking support for iPhone
Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Quote: I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

Sunday, July 18, 2010

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Quote: Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

Friday, July 16, 2010

Quote: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Quote: An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

Quote: An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
DWP financing plan would spur solar power and jobs in Southern California, business group says

Friday, July 9, 2010

Former employees shed light on Apple's internal corporate culture
An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Treat each day as your last… one day you will be right.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Quote: “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” - Mark Twain

Saturday, July 3, 2010

One goldfish says to the other, "If there's no God, who changes our water every week?"

Friday, July 2, 2010

Quote: Do not vacillate or you will be left in between doing something, having something and being nothing. - Ethiopia

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Quote: If you don't have something good to say about someone, just say the bad stuff really fast.