Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Amazon's new low-price Kindle raises stakes in e-reader wars http://ping.fm/0MVcH

A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

Quote: Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.

An open mind does not always require an open mouth.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". - Mark Twain

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. - Thomas R. Dewar

Six Key Tips For Caregivers Navigating The System On Behalf Of Their Parents, Grandparents And Others http://ping.fm/Stc9v

An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.

Two can live as cheaply as one… for half as long.

Skype update adds multitasking support for iPhone http://ping.fm/zy9i9

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Quote: I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Quote: Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

Quote: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

Quote: An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.

Proverb: Love is like war, easy to begin, hard to end.

Asia Pacific TV market achieves twin milestones http://ping.fm/fyGLg

Sigma Designs Delivers the World Cup in 3D http://ping.fm/GR9Jk

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

Quote: An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

DWP financing plan would spur solar power and jobs in Southern California, business group says http://ping.fm/TKMJ6

Former employees shed light on Apple's internal corporate culture http://ping.fm/KEGnx

An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Treat each day as your last… one day you will be right.

VC Open Letters: Cathartic Rant http://ping.fm/3mPyZ

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Lowly Golden State Warriors A Draw For Venture Capitalist http://ping.fm/P1JPl

Quote: A drop of ink may make a million think.

Quote: “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” - Mark Twain

One goldfish says to the other, "If there's no God, who changes our water every week?"

Quote: Do not vacillate or you will be left in between doing something, having something and being nothing. - Ethiopia

Quote: If you don't have something good to say about someone, just say the bad stuff really fast.