Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Amazon's new low-price Kindle raises stakes in e-reader wars http://ping.fm/0MVcH

A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

Quote: Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.

An open mind does not always require an open mouth.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we". - Mark Twain

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. - Thomas R. Dewar

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An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.

Two can live as cheaply as one… for half as long.

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Quote: I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Quote: Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

Quote: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain