Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back.

3D Game Player Not for Pre-Schoolers, Nintendo Warns http://ping.fm/CsL4E

Why We Desperately Need a New (and Better) Google - by Vivek Wadhwa: http://ping.fm/aYUtT

Lasterday: Any day before today.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.

Happy New Year — Don't count the days, make the days count. (Mohammed Ali)

The Boxee Box: Not ready to replace a cable box (yet) - LA Times: http://ping.fm/2UYP9

Don't control, be in control. (Kung Fu)

H1N1 Flu Kills 56 in Egypt Since October http://ping.fm/dXCpq

Antioxidants Tied to Lower Stroke Risk (CME/CE) http://ping.fm/fH6Qn

3 Things Every Programmer Should Know About RMA - by Michael Barr: http://ping.fm/eLlPX

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Will 2011 See App Makers Thinking Android-First? from TechCrunch: http://ping.fm/3Lvns

Embedded Software Risk Areas by Phil Koopman: http://ping.fm/oJT4q

Don't borrow sorrow from tommorow!

Instigator: What you add water to when you want an alligator. (thanks to PTA)

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. (Golda Meir)

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good.

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Human Immune System Has Emergency Backup Plan http://ping.fm/nWDHA

Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (thanks to Zachary Robinson)

Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about you not appreciating others. (Confucius)

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

Ariz. Hospital May Lose Catholic Status Over 2009 Abortion Case http://ping.fm/fYVvg

Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.

Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...

Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way. (thanks to Bob Z)

Why New Year's Day Is The Deadliest For Pedestrians http://ping.fm/UHDe4

UCLA's Heart Transplant Program Ranked Best In The U.S. http://ping.fm/v2Ezo

Don't be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.

Depart: De white line down de middle of de hair. (thanks to Catherine Debo)

Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.

Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

Craughed: To laugh and cry simultaneously.

Dogs have masters.Cats have staff.

'Monday Night Football' Announcer -- Dead at 72 http://ping.fm/tCzWp

Los Angeles Trasplant Patient Receives "Beating Heart" http://ping.fm/brRkR

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Do all you should, not all you could.

Cobra: A brasseire for conjoined twins.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny. Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.

CDC Releases New Interim Guidance for the 2010-2011 Influenza Season http://ping.fm/92CNF

Kids at Risk from Poor OTC Drug Directions (CME/CE, with audio) http://ping.fm/XKe7Y

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Sony cuts Google TV price $100; trouble in paradise for smart TV play? http://ping.fm/ohoPE

Walking Slows the Progression of Alzheimer's Disease http://ping.fm/9aJBN

Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.

Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com.

Bristol Palin Could Do Women A 'Favor' By Supporting No-Cost Birth Control, Columnist Says http://ping.fm/qMGUf

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over, picking it up, examining it and then dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance. (thanks to Victor)

Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

Bungee Jumping: Suicide, with strings attached. (thanks to Mike McGuire)

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now.

1st blood donation in AZ… process is almost a carbon copy of donating in OR

'Magic Number' 695 Opens Up New Areas For Alzheimer's Research http://ping.fm/8vJVZ

Boycott: Somewhere to keep male babies.

Cisco to drop IPTV middleware in favour of Mediaroom? http://ping.fm/ZteJF

ESPN study finds viewers like 3-D more than HDTV http://ping.fm/Yu0aw

Analysis: Facebook messaging throws a blow at Google http://ping.fm/1pgFg

How Do Neural Stem Cells Decide What To Be -- And When? http://ping.fm/kFHAq

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.

Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way. Help me, too, to know when to keep my mouth shut.

ACR: Lupus Patients Need Lipid Screening (CME/CE) http://ping.fm/Ss79M

Cigna CEO: Don't Repeal U.S. Health Law http://ping.fm/jeSAE

Lupus Linked to Increased Risk of Cancer http://ping.fm/B51yT

Most homes have high-definition TVs, but few are watching HD programming http://ping.fm/PknZ7

Three ways to take photos at twilight http://ping.fm/Wv02a

To Retire Or Not To Retire http://ping.fm/ZoMOM

CDC: Number of Uninsured Continues to Rise http://ping.fm/3RnGN

Exquisite Workings Of The Brain Revealed By Zebrafish http://ping.fm/9U9Bz

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Drinking 100 Percent Fruit Juice Is Linked To Higher Intake Of Essential Nutrients http://ping.fm/FBwaE

An interview with Nate Costa http://ping.fm/bN85V

Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that. (Martin Luther King Jr)

Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Suess)

The first step to good web development: Listen to the customer drupal http://tiny.cc/la452

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.

Frederick L Collins: "There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are."

After using it without problem for 13 years, my Hotmail account won't accept my password. MSFT won't reset my password because I can't remember my secret phrase. After 13 years, remember a phrase? At my age I'm lucky to remember my name. MSFT, boo!!

Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.