When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity! (Martha Shields)

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

Dreams come true, without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. (John Updike)

A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research. - Einstein

Dream but always with your eyes wide open.

for fellow geeks: A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.