Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. (James Dean)

A pediatrician is a doctor with little patients.

Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.

Will: A dead giveaway.

Do you know the three times that most people are in church?
When they are hatched, matched and dispatched.

A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.

Vocabularian: A person who makes up new words.

Do what you love and love what you're doing, and you'll never work another day in your life.

A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.

Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA proverb)

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Syntax: Money in the collection plate.

Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Clouds over Phoenix... time to settle in and do some bills.

A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'.

Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. (Robert Fulghum)

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

Sudafed: Bringing litigation against a government official.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)